YOU CAN HELP US GET
ELAINE'S SHORTS!
 
It Doesn't Matter Who You Are
Elaine (right), with friends Tina and Emily.Are you a friend of Elaine's?  An acquaintance?  A family member?  Or just a concerned stranger who feels the heart-tugging sorrow over this plight?  No matter who you are or what connection you may or may not have with either Elaine or her blue and white plaid shorts, you can help reunite them!

 
This Site
The Web site is being hosted for free by the gracious and understanding folks at Yahoo! GeoCities, but it goes beyond that.  Dozens of man-minutes have been put into the creation of the site and the movement to return Elaine's boxer shorts to her.  WE NEED YOUR HELP!

 
Donations
We're not asking for a lot.  Just dig into your pockets and bring up all the spare change you can find.  We're not greedy!  Pennies (bright or dull), nickels, dimes, quarters (we understand if you want to keep the collectible State quarters)... just grab that spare change and send it!

 
What do you miss for some spare change being sent?  A soda?  An ice cream?  A few games of coin football on a tabletop?  What a small price to pay for such a grand cause as this.  Elaine needs her shorts back, and Elaine's shorts need to get back to her.  Let's all band together to help them both!
 
Donations of pocket change may be sent to:

David M. Fitzpatrick
<<OLD ADDRESS>>
 
Further Contacts
  • You can reach my company ICQ number at 24560443.
  • I am rarely on Instant Messenger, but on there I am IndyFitz.
  • The phone number at the Cavalier Enterprises offices is (Long Gone!).
  • For more information about me, visit this page.

We're doing our part.  Please do yours!
 

WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU!