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"Sometime during the week of
July 23rd, a young lady named Elaine embarked on a seemingly innocent
visit to sleep over at her friend's house. Little did Elaine know
that this simple one-night get-together with Liz would become the
horrible hostage situation it now is -- and worse yet, little did she
know her cries for help would fall on dead ears." |
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And so it was for Elaine when she visited her good friend
armed with the usual sleeping gear for a teenage girl -- including her
unsuspecting, helpless blue and white boxer shorts. But now, those
very shorts are STILL at Liz's house -- held captive by a crazed woman
bent on causing Elaine and her shorts more misery than could be believed
by the average human mind.
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Law enforcement officials are unhearing -- or uncaring --
to do anything about this. Elaine has no proof, they say.
She'll have to file a Forcible Entry and Detainer for Personal Property
with the District Court, they say. The main problem with this?
They are thinking of Elaine's shorts as property, something
material; and while they are, indeed, made out of material... blue and
white plaid, like we said... they are more than a simple possession of
Elaine's. They are part of her family.
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| Join us now, in this grassroots movement to help raise
money for Elaine in the SEBS program -- the Save Elaine's Boxer Shorts
program -- focused here at this nexus point on the World Wide Web.
Please peruse the site, read about the story and the principal characters,
and judge for yourself. |
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