About the Webmaster
David "Indy" Fitzpatrick 

Cavalier Enterprises
Huna hunka burnin' laugh.David "Indy" Fitzpatrick runs a computer consultation business, Cavalier Enterprises, in downtown Bangor, Maine.  He repairs, troubleshoots, upgrades, enhances, optimizes, analyzes, and beats the hell out of computers for over 200 regular personal and commercial customers.  He also designs Web pages from time to time.
  
Prolepsis Games
AQ! publicity shotHe also designs role-playing games under the company name Prolepsis Games.  Their cult classic universal role-playing game system, the Adventure Quest! Universal Multigenre Rolegaming Framework, is available for free download on the company Web site.
 
Writing Career
His real career ambition, however, is to write.  Recently, he sold his first short story to Brutarian Quarterly magazine.  The story is slated for publication in the fall issue of this kick-ass pop culture mag.  More stories are on the way.
 
Personal Stuff
Indy with his daughters Brandi, left, and Mandi, right.He likes Mat Loaf, Billy Joel, Quantum Leap, Star Trek, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Ladyhawke, and loads of other stuff.  He home schools his kids.  He's almost 31 years old.  Feel free to visit his personal home page, and while you're there, if you're into martial arts, check out his Nunchaku Page.
 
Elaine and Her Shorts
Lovely, beautiful, innocent, poor, boxer-short-less ElaineAs a general rule, Indy is not into boxers -- literally.  He's a Hanes cotton briefs kinda guy.  But he considers Elaine a very dear friend, and although he has never met her outside the Internet, and never met her shorts in any event, he wants to help them become reunited.  Help him help them.  After all, look at that face you see in the picture... would you intentionally avoid helping such a person?  And if she looks sweet and innocent, think of how helpless her poor shorts are.