The Victims
Very Vexed
Visionaries
There are two innocent victims in this terrible event.
Elaine Foss
Elaine
is a 17 year-old senior living in Waterville. She's the owner of the
helpless shorts which have been short-napped, and she desperately wants
them back. As you can see by the picture to the left, she is not
only young and energetic but beautiful and innocent as well. What
has happened to her has changed her life. Here are some pertinent
facts about Elaine:
- She's very musically inclined. She can play several instruments and she can sing.
- She's very good academically. This past year, she made the National Honors Society, something about which she, her family, her friends, and I am very proud of .
- She likes to write. She is a very good poet who creates vivid imagery through her words in expert shape. She also like to write short fiction.
- She enjoys being online. She talks on ICQ a lot and has a personal Web site.
- She's tall.
- She's cute.
- She has a great butt. And she wants to show her butt off by
modeling it in the appropriate attire.
The Boxer Shorts
The
appropriate attire are her blue and white plaid boxer shorts. These
helpless shorts have been taken hostage and Elaine needs to get them back.
(Please note: The picture you see here is not one of the actual
boxer shorts. The image you see here is of our Stunt Double.)
Here are some pertinent facts about the boxer shorts:- They are not musically inclined, but if you tie them up to the mast of a model boat, they would make a great sail.
- They are not very good academically, but our measure of our love for someone goes beyond our estimate of their intelligence.
- They don't know how to write, and may not get the chance if they are not returned home.
- They don't get online, but often they are on Elaine when she is online, so in a sense if you have talked to Elaine online, you have probably been in the presence of the shorts.
- They are a blue and white plaid design. Elaine likes plaid designs, and this is her favorite. They are size medium.
- They are cute.
- They help Elaine's butt look great. They need to be back on her butt.