Save Elaine's Boxer Shorts -- The Victory: Victorious Vengeance of Vanguard Valkyries

The Victory
Victorious Vengeance of Vanguard Valkyries

What is "the victory?"

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The victory is when this is all over... when we band together to lend our help to the victims, Elaine Foss and her blue and white plaid boxer shorts, to overcome the vileness perpetrated by the villain.

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This goes beyond the love Elaine and her shorts have for one another. It goes beyond any political interests. It goes beyond any of our possible desires to acquire her boxer shorts for ourselves. No, friends and neighbors, this is about integrity! This is about morality! This is about doing what is RIGHT.

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We must overcome... not just for Elaine and her boxer shorts, but for ourselves, and our children, and our children's children. And for our own boxer shorts. And our children's boxer shorts. And our children's children's boxer shorts.

Four girls, one boy; the poor kid has no idea how good and bad this can be, It doesn't matter if you don't wear boxer shorts. It matters even for your briefs or panties. Or your children's briefs or panties. And your children's children's briefs and panties. This is a question of several generations, of barbarism, of devolution! We must do this for our children!

In fact, it applies to diapers... disposable undergarments... crotchless panties... thongs... girdles... and even bras. This is about UNDERWEAR, people, a sacred and wondrous thing. We can't allow society to degrade to the point that our own supposed friends are kidnapping our very UNDERCLOTHING and keeping it for personal gain!

We must be victorious. We WILL be victorious. With your help.