The Villain
Vivacious, Voluptuous, and Vicious Vigilante Vixen

The Liz
L to R: ALli and Liz. Liz looks mighty devious in this pic. Let's get a closer look...Here she is... the woman responsible for holding Elaine's shorts hostage.    She's the one on the right... notice how she has a hand up where she could easily throttle the throat of innocent Alli.  Note the leering grin on her evil face.  It is entirely possible that in this picture, Liz is trying desperately to figure out how to swipe Alli's boxer shorts right off her body and get away with it.  We think it didn't happen; but she moved on to poor Elaine and her boxers. 

Oh, yeah. Cute, charming, undoubtedly possessed of quick wit and emanating "Trust me" charm... closer, now...We only pray that she has not lost her mind, for insane people have been known to do very crazy things when holding other hostage.  We hope and pray for the safety of the shorts.

Before alien beings took over Liz's mind and forced her to do these things, she and Elaine were best of friends.  They did lots of things together, including sleeping over at one another's house -- which is what was happening the night before Elaine lost her shorts.
 
What Happened to Liz?
What a sweet little innocent face. Does it conceal... madness? Disease? PMS?! Closer still...We have theorized that before Liz suffered from a her spontaneous cerebral mutation that caused her aberrant behavior, she had been admiring Elaine's shorts, perhaps with the desire to own her own pair.

While dwelling on this thought, she was inadvertently hypnotized by a passing carnival side show hypnotist and became focused on one thing: keep Elaine's shorts.
 
Combating Liz's Illness
Note how when we get closer, she gets fuzzy. Maybe it's part of the intelligent plant spores whcih have taken over her body! Let's get closer...Until we can find some way to cure the psycho-encephalo-bacterio-virus that has caused her sudden memory loss, loss of morality, and that funny-looking purple triangle mark on her rump, the shorts are in danger.

Too little is known about the state of mind of this innocent, guilty, violent, calm individual known as Liz who, as we have said, was clearly captured by a Bigfoot and forced to do such horrible things.
 
Right Shorts, Wrong Ass
Oh, yeah. Not just another pretty face. She LOOKS like a blue and plaid boxer shorts thief and hostage taker!Our main concern: what if she tries to wear the shorts?  Sure, girls don't get all uptight about getting into each other's pants like guys do (about girls, that is), but think about this: the shorts are alone.  The shorts are scared.  The shorts need a butt to surround.  If Liz were to put the shorts on and wear them, in accordance with Liz's misguided religious beliefs, the shorts may come to accept her.
 
We MUST stop zooming in. People might think these are obscene pictures out of focus.If this happens, then Elaine may never get her shorts back again!  We must stop this tragedy before it starts, and in the process of returning the shorts to Elaine, perhaps we can save Liz from her terrible monomania which her psychiatrist has confirmed was the cause of her sudden bizarre behavior, although the exposure to gamma radiation at the top secret military lab probably didn't help, either.