Welcome to my Random Pieces site. Here you'll find excess bits of things in my life that don't fit on any other sites I have, and don't contain enough material individually to warrant sites of their own. Be forewarned: nobody expects you to care about anything here!  This home page also serves as the site map; you'll notice the only links (aside form this site map) are the links back to this page and to my master portfolio site, both visible at the bottom of every page.  Enjoy this site—or not.

• These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
  • My Favorite Poems
  • My Favorite Quotes
     
• The Strange Minds of Dave & Dave
  • The First (And Last) Flight of a Whopper
  • Messing with Dave Over His Cat and Pete
     
• Pseudo-Essays
  • "Demonic Slimey" - Showing how easy it is for people to find things that aren't really there--particularly fundamentalist Christians looking for Satan everywhere.
  • "Don't Call Me... FITZGERALD!" - Treatise about how not-difficult it should be to get my last name right.
   
• Points of Disinterest
  • "Fairly Good, Obviously" - Bizarre, improbable events that have happened in my life.
     
• Amusements
  • "Elaineisms" - Amusing things my girlfriend, Elaine, has said.
  • "One Gullible Girl" - An amusing ICQ chat where I messed with my foster sister's head a bit.
  • O.R.G.A.S.M. - Yep, you read it right... but don't assume anything. This was born as a joke picking on silly fundamentalist religionists who crusade against role-playing games as being Satanic.
     
• Funny Stuff
  • The E*trade "Nozulla" commercial - Children born with the head of a Golden retriever?!